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Add a little wit to your day with the Ephemera Magnet, Ancient Proverb: “Nobody sleeps…”. Blending humor, honesty, and classic Ephemera sarcasm, this rectangular magnet turns any magnetic surface into a conversation starter.
Perfect for your fridge, locker, filing cabinet, or workspace, it’s a simple way to show off your personality while bringing a smile to everyone who sees it. Backed by over 30 years of Ephemera’s signature hilarious style, this isn’t just décor—it’s a statement.
Bring home a magnet that says what everyone’s thinking—because ordinary magnets don’t get nearly this much attention.
