Magnet, Cat's Don't Tell Police

Magnet, Cat's Don't Tell Police

Add a little mischief to your space with this hilarious Ephemera rectangular magnet. Featuring the cheeky phrase “Cats don’t tell police where your drugs are”, this novelty magnet delivers the perfect mix of cat-loving charm, sarcasm, and edgy humor.

Perfect for decorating your refrigerator, locker, filing cabinet, or any magnetic surface, it’s a fun way to show off your personality and get a laugh from guests, coworkers, or fellow cat enthusiasts.

Why you’ll love it:

• Funny cat-themed design with bold, sarcastic humor
• Rectangular magnet that’s easy to display anywhere
• Great for fridges, lockers, office spaces, and more
• A perfect gift for cat lovers and fans of quirky novelty items
• From Ephemera, a brand known for witty, giggle-worthy designs

If your style leans playful, irreverent, and unapologetically feline, this magnet is a must-have. Bring home a small accessory that makes a big impression.