Magnet, I Want To Wake Up

Magnet, I Want To Wake Up

Bring a little brutally honest humor to your day with this witty Ephemera magnet. Featuring the unforgettable phrase, “I want to wake up tomorrow to zero news,” it’s the perfect small statement piece for anyone who copes with chaos through sarcasm and laughter.

Stick it on your fridge, locker, filing cabinet, or any magnetic surface to instantly add personality and spark conversation. Equal parts funny, relatable, and refreshingly real, this novelty magnet makes a great gift for friends, coworkers, or yourself.

Why you’ll love it:

• Features a hilarious, honest quote that gets noticed
• Adds charm and personality to any magnetic space
• Perfect for humor lovers, gift-givers, and collectors of quirky finds
• A fun conversation piece from Ephemera’s novelty collection

If your decorating style says “keep it real,” this magnet belongs in your cart.